MOM I NEED TO CALL YOU BACK SOMETHING MAGICAL IS HAPPENING
(Source: mishasteaparty, via the-iron-impala)
It’s really not that complicated. I’ve got red in my ledger, I’d like to wipe it out.
(via r-downeyy)
no new leaf screen shot can beat this. It’s fact.
(Source: flabbeycrossing, via danisamazinglynotonfire)
OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT
AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????
YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?
(Source: vonlipwigs, via danisamazinglynotonfire)
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
(via danisamazinglynotonfire)
Tony’s anxiety / post traumatic stress
“You experience things. And then they’re over, and you still can’t explain them? Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I’m just a man in a can.”
(Source: dean-pls, via sarcastictonystark)